Many People Will Laugh At The Drop

There's Nothing As Short As Short-term Debt.

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

Most New Books Are Forgotten Within A Year, Especially By Those Who Borrow Them.

Canada's Climate Is Nine Months Winter And Three Months Late In The Fall.