Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad

Sanford And Son Is More Than Just A Name. It's A Condition, A Dynasty, An Empire. This Here Is The Finest Pile Of Junk Of The World.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.

The Show Doesn't Drive Home A Lesson, But It Can Open Up People's Minds Enough For Them To See How Stupid Every Kind Of Prejudice Can Be.

A Girl's Legs Are Her Best Friends...but Even The Best Of Friends Must Part.