A Girl's Legs Are Her Best Friends...but

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya? The Flies Haven't Been Out All Day.

Sanford And Son Is More Than Just A Name. It's A Condition, A Dynasty, An Empire. This Here Is The Finest Pile Of Junk Of The World.

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

Music Played A Large Role In The Survival Of The Black People In America — That And A Sense Of Humor That Just Couldn't Be Enslaved.