I've Been Accused Of Every Death Except

I Am Going To St. Petersburg, Florida, Tomorrow. Let The Worthy Citizens Of Chicago Get Their Liquor The Best They Can. I'm Sick Of The Job-it's A Thankless One And Full Of Grief. I've Been Spending The Best Years Of My Life As A Public Benefactor.

I've Been Accused Of Every Death Except The Casualty List Of The World War.

I've Lost A Million And A Half On The Horses And Dice In The Last Two Years. And The Funny Part Is, I Still Like 'em, And If Someone Handed Me Another Million I'd Put It Right In The Nose Of Some Horse That Looked Good To Me.

I Would Rather Be Rich Affluent And Greedy And Go To Hell When I Die, Than Live In Poverty On This Earth.

You Accomplish More With A Smile, A Handshake, And A Gun Than You Do With Just A Smile And A Handshake.