It's Kind Of Hard To Believe That

I Believed In God My Whole Life.

I Know What You Wanted To Say, Do You Think That Electrocution Rewired Your Brain To Make You The Retard That You Are? You Can Say It, Lady.

I Guess I'm Odd-looking. I'm Skinny. But I'm Not Only Skinny - I'm Oddly Shaped.

I Went To Network On A Handful Of Pilots, And Going To Network Is The Most Stressful Situation Anybody Can Ever Be In. You're Supposed To Be On Point, You're Supposed To Be At The Top Of Your Game, The Funniest You Can Be, In About Five Minutes, In Front Of People Wearing Suits Who Really Don't Care, And They've Probably Already Picked Their Person, But They Have To See A Handful Just To Satisfy The Process. It's The Most Horrible, Horrible Process Known To Man. I Wouldn't Want Anybody To Go Through It.

I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is A Two-way Gift, And Hearing People Laugh Just Warms Me Through And Through.