Its Always A Shock To Me When

Some Comics Really Thrive On Being Disrespectful, Especially Toward Women, And It's Somehow Understood As Edgy, But I'm The Opposite. I've Never Liked Curse Words For That Reason.

Guys Want A 500 Horsepower Car. I'd Rather Have One Horsepower - In A Horse. That's Macho. You Go To Pick Up Your Date And You Show Up On A Horse.

There Are So Many Hot, Sexy Women In L.a.

I Guess I Am Attracted To Older Women. I'm Looking For A 40-something Who Has Had Her Heart Broken Two Or Three Hundred Times. She's Going To Be Fun!

As An Actor, You're Never Busy Enough.