It Is Better To Ride A Pony

After Marriage, The Other Man's Wife Looks More Beautiful.

The Third Umpires Should Be Changed As Often As Nappies And For The Same Reason.

It Is Better To Ride A Pony Than A Horse Which Throws You.

The Gap Between Bat And Pad Is So Much That I Would Have Driven A Car Through It... !!

The Bengal Tiger Always Has His Tail Up, Ready To Devour The Opposition.