It Doesn't Take Much To Make Me

I Thought I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon Until I Realized All The Schooling It Required. I Didn't Like School Very Much So I Had To Come Up With Something Else.

It Doesn't Take Much To Make Me Happy.

I Sit On My Duff, Smoke Cigarettes And Watch Tv. I'm Not Exactly A Poster Girl For Healthy Living.

It Doesn't Matter If You're Staying At A Four-star Hotel, You Will Never Have Your Whole Closet With You.

I Like Breaking The Rules.