I'm Too Amused By The Way People

God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

The Humble And Meek Are Thirsting For Lood

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.