I'm So Horny The Crack Of Dawn

Nuts Don’t Come In Bunches. Only Grapes Do.

Women Had Been On The Verge Of Taking Over The World-the Western World, Anyway. Then Some Sexist Pig In Silicon Valley Invented The Cell Phone And Women Took A Sidetrack On Which All Four Billion Of Them Would Soon Be Happily Talking To Each Other Twenty-four Hours A Day, Getting Nothing Else Done, And Men Would Be Back.

There's Something About Marriage That Is Not As Intensely Romantic Or Interesting As A Couple's First Meeting.

When You're Building A Character, Or At Least When I'm Building A Character, You Start Saying, 'how Am I Going To Make People Like Him?'

I've Always Been Sort Of Interested In The Rural Countryside. Things Happen Out There That Are Very Strange To City Dwellers.