I'm Obsessed With Fresh Breath.

Trust Me, If I Were Gay I'd Be Getting More Action Than I'm Getting Now.

I Could Lie And Pretend That I Hunt And Camp, But That Wouldn't Be Me. Clothes? Shopping? That's Stuff I Like!

Bicycles Are The New Rollerblades, Talentless Is The New Talented, And I'm In Hog Heaven.

I'm Obsessed With Fresh Breath.

We Meet No Ordinary People In Our Lives. If You Give Them A Chance, Everyone Has Something Amazing To Offer.