I'm Not A Lesbian, But My Girlfriend

I Did The Cover Of Cigar Aficionado, So I'm Supposed To Talk About Loving Cigars. I've Smoked Them A Couple Of Times. My Father Used To Smoke Cigars. I Love The Idea And The Concept, And I Love The Smell Of Cigars

You Don't Quite Know How Drunk You Are Until All Of A Sudden You're On The Floor

I Think People Stop Themselves From Doing The Things They Want To Do. I Just Think You Never Know How Long You're Going To Be Around So You Might As Well Do The Things That Are Intriguing. Nobody Really Cares Anyway So You Have To Do What Makes You Happy.

I Dont Have Any Blonde Friends.

I'm Not A Lesbian, But My Girlfriend Is.