I'm Not A Fighter, I'm A Bleeder.

It's True That I Have Spoken About Doing A Book Before, But Then Everyone You Speak To Is Planning To Write A Book.

Its Not Easy Being A Man You Know. I Had To Get Dressed Today… And There Are Other Pressures.

I Think A Lot Of The Time You Just Parody Yourself.

Kids, They Are Always Hurting Themselves. It's Like, "quick, Get Me To Casualty Quick!" While Your Doing Something Important Like Sitting Down Picking Your Ear.

I Can't Swim. I Can't Drive, Either. I Was Going To Learn To Drive But Then I Thought, Well, What If I Crash Into A Lake?