I Think A Lot Of The Time

Men Look At Breasts The Way Women Look At Babies. 'aw, Isn't That Lovely?'

I Grew Up In A House Where There Was Lots Of Teasing And Language Play And Laughter; It Was Very Important. When I Was A Teenager, You Wouldn't Go To A Bar And Find Lots Of Televisions Everywhere. People Were Talking. Talk Was The Mental Fire You Would Gather Around In The Evening. It Occupied A Big Part Of Your Existence.

Tequila? It's Not Even A Drink. It's A Way For Having The Cops Around Without Using A Phone.

It's Easy To Smile When You Have A Squirrel's Intellect.

If You're A Comic, You Don't Have A Rehearsal Room; You Rehearse On Stage. My Main Concern Is Remembering Everything. I've Written Lots Of Material, But How Do You Memorise 90 Minutes? That's One Hell Of A Long Speech. I've Always Had Problems With That.