I'm Not A Big Method Actor. I'm

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I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns, Even Though I Don't Own Any.

The Senate Was Holding Hearings On Deceptive Sweepstakes Practices. These Companies Target The Elderly, Making Them Think They're Going To Get A Bunch Of Money, When In Reality They Never See Any Of It. The Most Popular Of These Scams Is Called Social Security.

I'm Just Another Guy Who Thinks He's Smarter Than He Is, In A Long Line Of Them.

I'm Not A Big Method Actor. I'm Much More Superficial.