I'm Having My Platform Run Up By

This Country Needs Room To Grow And Expand. In All My Own Newspapers I Read Frightful Tales Of The Shameful Atrocities Being Perpetrated On Our Democratic Minorities In Maine And Vermont. My Patience Is Almost At An End, And If Provoked Much Further I Will Place Both Countries Under American Protection, Even If I Have To Send In My Tourists To Start Trouble So I'll Have To Send In A Force To Restore Order.

The President Of Today Is Just The Postage Stamp Of Tomorrow.

This Recipe Is Certainly Silly. It Says To Separate Two Eggs, But It Doesn't Say How Far To Separate Them.

Education Is Worth A Whole Lot. Just Think - With Enough Education And Brains The Average Man Would Make A Good Lawyer - And So Would The Average Lawyer.

I'm Having My Platform Run Up By A Movie Set Designer, So It Will Be Very Impressive From The Front, But Not Too Premanent. After All, There's No Sense Putting A Lot Of Time And Thought Into Something You'll Have No Use For After You're Elected.