I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid

They Tend To Come Out A Colour Called 'pants Left In Wash'

Before Birds Get Sucked Into Jet Engines, Do They Ever Think, Is That Rod Stewart In First Class?

Well, If You Don't Have A Flag, Then You Can't Have A Country. Those Are The Rules... That I Just Made Up!

You Can't Land On The Moon And Say, "ooh, It's All Sticky! It's Covered In Jam!

I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid Books.