If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?

The New York Times Is The Official Leak Of The State Department.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.

There Were Four Million People In The American Colonies And We Had Jefferson And Franklin. Now We Have Over 200 Million And The Two Top Guys Are Clinton And Dole. What Can You Draw From This? Darwin Was Wrong.