If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be

I'm Not Buddy-buddy With The Players. If They Need A Buddy, Let Them Buy A Dog.

We Need Three Kinds Of Pitching: Left-handed, Right-handed And Relief.

The Way We Have Been Playing, I Might Tell My Players Not To Cross The Picket Line (umpire Strike Of 1979).

A Slick Way To Outfigure A Person Is To Get Him Figuring You Figure He's Figuring You're Figuring He'll Figure You Aren't Really Figuring What You Want Him To Figure You Figure.

I'd Rather Go Fishing For Three Years.