I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far

The Slapdash Way Producers Used To Assemble A Show Seems A Little Unbelievable When We Talk About Them Now

I Take A Breath When I Have To.

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

[cole Porter] Sang Like A Hinge.

I Attend Surprisingly Few Shows. The Type Of Theater That Is Popular Today Just Doesn't Appeal To Me.