I Take A Breath When I Have

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

[cole Porter] Sang Like A Hinge.

Cole Porter Wrote Anything Goes And Four More Hits For Me

When I'm Asked How To Succeed In Show Business, I Always Say I Haven't The Foggiest

I Attend Surprisingly Few Shows. The Type Of Theater That Is Popular Today Just Doesn't Appeal To Me.