I Was Hot And I Knew It

And I Will Never, Ever Respond To Anybody - Man, Woman, Vegetable, Or Mineral - Who Tells Me To Keep My Mouth Shut.

I Was Hot And I Knew It And It Went To My Head.

Mothers Don't Let Your Daughters Grow Up To Be Models Unless You're Present.

In My Day, I, Being The First Supermodel, I Hawked Everything.

I Got A Book Deal Without Even Turning In One Shred Of A Writing Sample.