I Was A Bad Boy As A

There Are Atheists And Christians, And There Are People In Both Groups Who Are A Little Too Heavy-handed.

I Don't Like The Word Power, Because I Don't Really Care About Power. No, That's Not What It Is. I Like That I Make People Feel Good. I Like That I Take Them Out Of Their Mundane, Boring Slumber. And I Wake Them Up, And They Have Fun.

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.

He Very Nearly Stole A Scene In My Movie, And I Didn't Call Him On It Because I Was Just Like, Hey, I Saw Some Stuff On Superdeluxe And How Many Different Films Do You Have On There? And He Goes, This One, This One, Comedy By Numbers And This One And One Called 'bob Pitches A Movie.' And I'm Like, Oh! And Then I Was Thinking He Would Say, Which Is Very Similar To The One To The One I Did In Your Movie, But He Never Did. I Just Let It Go. I Don't Care.

I'm Really Ultra-affected By Things, I Feel Things Deeper, And I Cry At The Drop Of A Hat, And Offended And Sensitive And I'm Almost Paranoid Very Easily, And That's Who I Am.