I Shall Drink No #‎ Wine Before

Next Time I See You, Remind Me Not To Talk To You.

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

Don't Be Silly. I'll Write You Twice A Week.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.