I Refuse To Join Any Club That

I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

I Can't Understand Why You Don't Get Any Mail From Me. Perhaps It's Because I Haven't Been Writing

The First Thing Which I Can Record Concerning Myself Is, That I Was Born. These Are Wonderful Words. This Life, To Which Neither Time Nor Eternity Can Bring Diminution - This Everlasting Living Soul, Began. My Mind Loses Itself In These Depths.

Love Flies Out The Door When Money Comes Innuendo.