I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To

If Income Tax Is The Price You Have To Pay To Keep The Government On Its Feet, Alimony Is The Price We Have To Pay For Sweeping A Woman Off Hers.

Growing Old Is Something You Do If You're Lucky.

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

With A Little Study You'll Go A Long Ways, And I Wish You'd Start Now