I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.

Who Picks Your Clothes - Stevie Wonder?

Room Service Is Great If You Want To Pay $500 For A Club Sandwich.

It Takes Many Years To Be A Great Comedian.

Frank Sinatra Enjoyed My Humor, So I Could Say Almost Anything To Him. I Mean, Within Reason.

I Never Could Tell A Joke. I Just Started Talking To The Audience, And When The Drunks Would Yell, "hey, When Do The Broads Come On?" I Got Good At Saying, "relax. Clear Your Skin Up First." They Called Me "the Insult Guy," But It's Never Mean-spirited. I'm Just Exaggerating Everything About Us And About Life.