It Takes Many Years To Be A

It's Tough Having The Last Name Rickles. Luckily, My Kids Handled It Great.

When You Enter A Room, You Have To Kiss His Ring. I Don't Mind, But He Has It In His Back Pocket.

I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Say When I Stand Up To Give A Toast. But I Do Know That Anything I Say I Find Funny.

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

To My Knowledge, I Was The First Guy Really To Do What I Do. And Then Later On Different Comedians Started Trying Doing It.