I Never Met A Man I Didn't

This Matter Of Two Sides To Every Question Is Bad Logic And Bad Practice: Sometimes There Are No Sides; Sometimes There Are A Hundred.

You Don't Know What You Think Unless You Say It.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

If Anybody Comes Up To You And Says, My Kid Is A Conservative - Why Is That? You Say, Remember In The 60′s When We Told You If You Kept Using Drugs Your Kids Would Be Mutants?

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.