I Never Invite Idiots To My House.

Any Wife Will Save You From Purgatory, And A Diligent One Will Secure Heaven To You.

I Always Wish To Find Great Virtues Where There Are Great Talents, And To Love What I Admire.

I Never Invite Idiots To My House.

To Judge Therefore Of Shakespeare By Aristotle's Rule Is Like Trying A Man By The Laws Of One Country Who Acted Under Those Of Another.

She Kindly Laments That I Am Not Of The Party, And To Be Sure I Honour Great Ladies, And I Admire Great Wits, But I Am Of The Same Opinion In Regard To Assemblies That Is Held Concerning Oysters, That They Are Never Good In A Month That Has Not The Letter R In It.