I Have No Memories I'm Prepared To

Writing Is A Kind Of Performing Art, And I Can't Sit Down To Write Unless I'm Dressed. I Don't Mean Dressed In A Suit, But Dressed Well And Comfortably And I Have To Be Shaved And Bathed.

Question: How Do You Know You're God? Answer: Simple. When I Pray To Him, I Find I'm Talking To Myself.

I Can Make The Best French Toast.

I Don't Go For This Auto-cannibalism. Very Damaging.

Always A Bridesmaid Never A Bride My Foot!