Always A Bridesmaid Never A Bride My

The Only Exercise I Take Is Walking Behind The Coffins Of Friends Who Took Exercise.

Acting Has Been Described As Farting About In Disguise.

I Have No Memories I'm Prepared To Share With You.

I'm A Working Stiff, Baby, Just Like Everybody Else.

I Will Not Be A Common Man. I Will Stir The Smooth Sands Of Monotony.