I Got My Degree In Culinary Arts

I Want A Girl Who Looks Good When She Wakes Up In The Morning. We Could Take Her Face And Dip It In Dough And She'll Make Some Nice-face Cookies. Some Girls Wake Up, Man, You Could Put Their Face In Dough And You'll Get A Gorilla Cookie, For Real!

I Try And Spend A Lot Of Time With My Kids. I Try And Have Fun With My Kids. I Try To Put Father Time In There.

I Wear My Viking Helmet Because The Horns Define How Sharp My Brains Are. If You Try To Rub Me The Wrong Way, I Will Stick You With Both Of My Horns.

I Have Over A Hundred Clocks. I've Got Fancy Clocks And Clocks From All Over The World That People Made For Me.

My Parents Owned A Soul Food Diner. It Inspired Me To Go To Culinary School.