I Drink Diet Coke So I Can

I Have Very Nice Cars. I Never Get To Drive Them, Because I'm Never Home.

Originally The Big Argument Was That They Wanted To Call It "raw And Uncut" And I Told Them I Had A Problem With That. When You Say "raw" It Implies That My Show Is Dirty And That's Not The Case.

You Pigeon Hole Yourself By The Title You Give Yourself.

I Did Popeye And Ronald Reagan And Everybody Was Saying Things Like "yeah He's A Cute Little Kid" But I Started, Little By Little, Telling Stories About People I'd Met And Expanded My Voices.

The First Time I Got On Stage I Was 10 Years Old And I Did Impressions. I Did Cartoon Characters And I Really Got The Bug For This Life When I Saw That People Were Laughing And Saw The Attention I Was Getting.