I Drink Diet Coke So I Can

When I Go To Dance Clubs, I Always Dance With Big Girls, So We Finish At The Same Time.

When You Hear "seinfield," No One Says, "the Jewish Comic." You Talk About Cedric The Entertainer, You Don't Say, "african American Comedian Cedric The Entertainer." Even Margaret Cho - Who's Like One Of Three Korean Performers Out There - No One Refers To Her Like That. They Say, "it's Margaret Cho."

If I'm Drinking I Can Either Be The Nicest Guy Ever Or I'm The Guy You Should Leave Alone.

I Got On The High School Speech Team And Everyday I Would Get Up In Front Of The Class And Just Start Talking.

I Know Enough Football To Know That's Funny!