You Pigeon Hole Yourself By The Title

Kids, Man, They're Way Too Honest. They're Like Mini-alcoholics.

I Think The Furthest I Ever Got Was Guitar Hero. If I Could Start A Band Like That, I Think I Could Do It.

I'm Never Home. I Miss Birthdays. I Miss Holidays. I Miss Anniversaries. I Miss Special Moments. I'm Not Always There For Important Times, Because I'm Out On The Road Trying To Make People Laugh. I Give Up My Privacy. I Give Up The Ability To Walk Somewhere And Relax.

I Went Up On Stage, And Said, "why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To Check Out The Chicks." I Was A Genius At 10. Try Telling That At 21, And You Look Hacky And Stupid. That Was The Only Joke I've Ever Told. Everything Since Has Been Character Voices, Doing Impressions Or Just Telling Stories.

Surround Yourself With Supportive People. All The Negative People, Man You Have To Push Them Aside.