I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.

I Cant Stand Those Food Cult People Who Bring Their Own Food Into The House. All Those Little Thermoses And Paper Bags-it Makes The Other Guests Uncomfortable.

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.