I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.