I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect

I Asked My Old Man If I Could Go Ice-skating On The Lake. He Told Me, "wait Til It Gets Warmer."

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.