I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't

A Lot Of The Comedians Don't Even Tell The Joke. Like Only Three Tell The Joke, The Rest Of Them Dissect It.

I Have The Brain Of A German Shepherd And The Body Of A 16-year-old Boy; They’re Both In My Car And I Want You To See Them

I'd Like A Nice Piece Of Salmon That's Not Too Pink Inside And Yet Isn't Too Dry Or Crisp Either.

I Don't Like To Drink Alone 'cause There's Nobody To Fight With.

I Will Always Prefer A Hardback Book, But I'm Drawn To Digital Because It's So Easy To Acquire Them When I'm Having A Need-to-read Moment.