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One Night I Was Sitting Listening To Some Hank Williams Songs - And They'll Change Your Life In A Hurry.

I Come From A Long Line Of Generations!

Sometimes I Feel That Life Has Passed Me By... Do You Ever Feel That Way, Charlie Brown?" "i Feel That It Has Knocked Me Down And Walked All Over Me!

The Secret To Speed-reading Is Moving Your Lips Faster.

We Used To Have A Dog Named Snoopy, You Know, A Real Live Dog. I Suppose People Who Love Snoopy Won't Like It, But We Gave Him Away. He Fought With Other Dogs, So We Traded Him In For A Load Of Gravel.