I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All

I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

I Might Be Needy, Competitive And Desperate But It's Far Better Than Being Wet.

The Comedy I Like The Best Is Comedy I Can't Do, Stuff That Doesn't Touch My Arena.

I'm A Schizophrenic Mix Of Wannabe Glamourpuss And Absolute Slob, And My Style Is Very Much Magistrate-meets-barmaid.

I've Never Been Prudish.