I Can't Eat More Than Six Hundred

For Some Reason, People Think I Am This Terrible Person And It Really Hurts Me To Hear That. I Am Just Doing The Best I Know How To.

I Couldn't Make Ends Meet. I Tried Red Lobster. I Tried Wal-mart. I Tried All These Places And I Couldn't Make It. I Couldn't. So, I Tried This Gentlemen's Club, And, You Know, I Worked There, And It Was Just Awful In Those Places. It Was Terrible.

He's Comming To Meet Me On Sun. Cant Wait!!... Please God Let Him Love Me!!... This Could Be It [followed By Five Happy Faces].... Hes Going To Publish My Pictures Im So Glad I Didn't Sleep With Him Either!... I Hate For Men To Want Sex All The Time. I Hate Sex Anyway. (1992, Diary Entry As She Prepares For A Meeting With Paul Marciano, Head Of Guess.)

A Ghost Would Crawl Up My Leg And Have Sex With Me At An Apartment A Long Time Ago In Texas. I Used To Think It Was My Boyfriend, And One Day I Woke Up And It Wasn't. I Was Freaked Out About It, But Then I Was, Like, 'well, You Know What? He's Never Hurt Me And He Just Gave Me Some Amazing Sex, So I Have No Problem.

I Want To Be The New Marilyn Monroe.