I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

Any Man Can Be 62, But It Takes A Bus To Be 62a.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let In The Light

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.