Any Man Can Be 62, But It

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

Are You Going To Come Quietly, Or Do I Have To Use Earplugs?

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.