I Can Write Better Than Anyone Who

The Only Way To Write Is Well And How You Do It Is Your Own Damn Business.

I Can Write Better Than Anyone Who Can Write Faster.

There Is A Healthy American Newspaper Tradition Of Not Taking Yourself Seriously It Is The Story You Must Take That Way... And If You Do Take Yourself Seriously, According To This Sound Convention, You Are Supposed To Do Your Best Not To Let Anyone Else Know About It. (like Bed-wetting.)

A Louisiana Politician Can't Afford To Let His Animosities Carry Him Away, And Still Less His Principles, Although There Is Seldom Difficulty In That Department.

News Is Like The Tilefish Which Appears In Great Schools Off The Atlantic Coast Some Years And Then Vanishes, No One Knows Whither Or For How Long. Newspapers Might Employ These Periods Searching For The Breeding Grounds Of News, But They Prefer To Fill Up With Stories About Kurdled Kurds Or Calvin Coolidge, Until The Banks Close Or A Hitler Marches, When They Are As Surprised As Their Readers.