I Can Usually Judge A Fellow By

I've Had Ample Contact With Lawyers, And I'm Convinced That The Only Fortune They Ever Leave Is Their Own.

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The Gent Who Wakes Up And Finds Himself A Success Hasn't Been Asleep.

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