I Can Say The Lord's Prayer In

I Recently Have Had A Full Hip Replacement And A Liver Transplant, And I'm Getting Used To The Medication.

You Come To A Point In Your Life When You Really Don't Care What People Think About You, You Just Care What You Think About Yourself.

I Went Through Life Big-bang-banda-boom-bada-boom.

I Can Say The Lord's Prayer In 10 Seconds.

I Guess I Thought I Was Elvis Presley But I'll Tell Ya Something. All Elvis Did Was Stand On A Stage And Play A Guitar. He Never Fell Off On That Pavement At No 80 Mph.