I Am 54 And Age Is Slowly

The History Of The Relationship Between Comedy And Swimming Is Short Indeed. Of Course It Is Always Funny When Someone Falls Into Water, But That's About It.

I Couldn't Really See The Point Of Having Lunch Unless It Started At 1:00 And Ended A Week Later In Monte Carlo.

It Was Julie Burchill Who Decreed That, Beyond A Certain Age, A Man Should Not Be Seen In A Leather Jacket.

My Eyebrows Could Do With A Trim.

Every Generation Of Children Has Its Private Hero.