I Am A Child Of Nature, And

The Law Is The True Embodiment Of Everything That's Excellent; It Has No Kind Of Fault Or Flaw And I, My Lords, Embody The Law.

A Man Is But An Ass Who Fights In A Cuirass

Oh, Wouldn't The World Seem Dull And Flat With Nothing Whatever To Grumble At?

On My Face Extended Flat I Was Walloped With A Cat For Listening At The Key-hole Of The Door.

I Am The Captain Of The Pinafore ; And A Right Good Captain Too! . . . . And I'm Never, Never Sick At Sea! What, Never? No, Never! What Never? Hardly Ever! He's Hardly Ever Sick At Sea! Then Give Three Cheers, And One Cheer More, For The Hardy Captain Of The Pinafore!