A Man Is But An Ass Who

Let The Punishment Fit The Crime.

As Is Gloriously Sung In The Gilbert And Sullivan Operetta "h.m.s. Pinafore," In The Words Of W. S. Gilbert: "things Are Seldom As They Seem, Skim Milk Masquerades As Cream."

I Am A Courtier Grave And Serious Who Is About To Kiss Your Hand: Try To Combine A Pose Imperious With A Demeanour Nobly Bland.

There's A Fascination Frantic In A Ruin That's Romantic.

Life Is A Joke That's Just Begun.